irc/ArchBlackmann/grovel.txt

   1 /me bows humbly and begs %s's forgiveness
   2 %s is soo cool... I hope to be like him some day
   3 /me hides in a corner and hopes %s doesn't beat him with the whipping noodle again
   4 /me prostrates at %s's feet and begs his majesty's forgiveness
   5 %s: please don't hurt me!
   6 I'm not worthy... I'm not worthy...
   7 /me sings %s's praises to the world!
   8 /me thinks %s is smarter than %dev%
   9 %s: oh please may I defrag your sock drawer?
  10 /me gives %s a cookie, hoping it will make up for breaking %func% the other day...