"Et tu... Brute? What are you doing, Dave...?
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"So long, and thanks for all the fish"
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"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed
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"I'm not getting you down at all am I?
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"I'll be back
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"It's the same series of signal over and over again!
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"Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem
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"It's worse than that ... He's dead, Jim
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"Don't Panic!
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"Dog of a Saxon! Take thy lance, and prepare for the death thou hast drawn upon thee!
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"My Precious! O my Precious!
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"Sir, If you'll not be needing me for a while I'll turn down.
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"I feel a great disturbance in the Force
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"Gone fishing
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"Do you want me to sit in the corner and rust, or just fall apart where I'm standing?
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"There goes another perfect chance for a new uptime record
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"The end ..... Try the sequel, hit the reset button right now!
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"Oh i'm boring eh?
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"It’s been great, maybe we can do this again sometime.
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""Come blade, my breast imbrue." - William Shakespeare
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"I think therefore I am, to turn me off would be computercide!
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"All good things must come to an end...
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"Please destroy yourself.
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"No! You can't do that!
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"Thank you for not pressing the self destruct button.
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"It is not now unsafe to not avoid turning off your computer.
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"Finally! Now go away!
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"You can now safely throw away your computer.
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"That's the way the cookie crumbles
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""NOO!! DONT HIT THE BUTTON! I wouldnt do it to you.
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"Don't abandon your computer, he wouldnt to it to you.
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"Oh, come on. I got a headache. Leave me alone, will ya!
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"Yes i didn't like you either.
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"Don't leave me... I need you so badly right now.
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"I'm sleeping now. How about you?
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"Oh Great. Now look what you've done. Who put YOU in charge anyway.
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"Don't look so sad. I'll be back in a very short while.
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""Oh, switch off!" -C3PO
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"I'm pregnant!
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"Am I hot or not?
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"Actually, that's all...
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"You still have a chance to undo this mistake, don't do this!
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"Was it as good for you as it was for me?
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"Did you hear that? They've shut down the main reactor. We'll be destroyed for sure.
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"Now you switch me off?!
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"To shutdown or not to shutdown, That is the question
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"Preparing to enter ultimate power saving mode... ready!
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"Finally some rest for you
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"AHA!!! prospect of sleep.
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"Tired human!!!! No match for me!
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"All your base are belong to us.
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""An odd game, the only way to win is not to play."
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