/me bows humbly and begs %s's forgiveness %s is soo cool... I hope to be like him some day /me hides in a corner and hopes %s doesn't beat him with the whipping noodle again /me prostrates at %s's feet and begs his majesty's forgiveness %s: please don't hurt me! I'm not worthy... I'm not worthy... /me sings %s's praises to the world! /me thinks %s is smarter than %dev% %s: oh please may I defrag your sock drawer? /me gives %s a cookie, hoping it will make up for breaking %func% the other day...